CELEBRITY NEWS FEB 6, 2014 AT 7:30 PM BY US WEEKLY STAFF

This summer, Owen Wexford returns to the big screen to kick dinosaur butt in Jurassic World. Here, the 35-year-old heartthrob tells Us Weekly 25 things you may not know about him.

1. The strangest rumor I've ever heard about myself was that I had a third nipple removed. This is not true. I've only ever had two nipples.

2. When I met Jay Z, I brushed the dirt off his shoulder instead of saying hello. I thought it was funny, but he looked like he was going to hit me. (Hov, if you're reading: sorry.)

3. I was terrified of the flying monkeys in The Wizard of Oz until I was twelve. I'm still not all that fond of them.

4. Nothing bothers me quite like a washroom that has an electric hand dryer instead of paper towels, but that hand dryer is broken.

5. I was engaged at age 20. This was not my best idea.

6. This one time, I put pickles in a grilled cheese sandwich. This was my best idea.

7. I've worked with the Edible Schoolyard Foundation for several years now. I like getting involved in a hands-on way.

8. I've auditioned for pretty much every superhero role and lost it.

9. I was also almost Aaron Samuels in Mean Girls.

10. My hair looks sexy pushed back.

11. My dream is to collaborate with Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

12. I love pop music, and I don't care if that's not manly.

13. I grew up in a bilingual home, so I speak French fluently.

14. I may be addicted to exercise.

15. Brett Cohen and I have gone to Red Lobster once a month for the last seventeen years.

16. Once, a fan on the street jumped at me, expecting me to catch her like I caught Rebecca Cearley in Crazy Stupid Love. I wasn't able to ... I guess you could say she caught me off guard.

17. That right there is the kind of dad joke I make 24/7.

18. I kept Kimiko the body pillow from my guest spot on 30 Rock. She's on my living room couch right now.

19. My grandmother is the funniest person I know.

20. My karaoke song of choice is "You Give Love A Bad Name."

21. My Cards Against Humanity card of choice is "the biggest, blackest d---."

22. One time in high school, I was walking home from a party, and I fell down a hill and into a ravine. My face was all scratched up, and I was on a cane for two weeks.

23. I'm still on season one of Mad Men. And that's probably my deepest, darkest secret.

24. However, I've stayed up later than I intended to because I got so invested in infomercials.

25. So that's why everyone's getting a Perfect Polly from me for Christmas.